thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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rowrz:

getting ready for the purge likeimage

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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

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unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

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When you see something absurd, something that is beyond your power to comprehend, your mind interprets it as a joke. It is a natural human defense mechanism. Use it on your advantage.
Boy Nobody (via theselcouth-dork)

A teen assassin

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Title: Boy Nobody

Author: Allen Zadoff

Description:

oy Nobody is the perennial new kid in school, the one few notice and nobody thinks much about. He shows up in a new high school, in a new town, under a new name, makes few friends and doesn’t stay long. Just long enough for someone in his new friend’s family to die — of “natural causes.” Mission accomplished, Boy Nobody disappears, and moves on to the next target. 

When his own parents died of not-so-natural causes at the age of eleven, Boy Nobody found himself under the control of The Program, a shadowy government organization that uses brainwashed kids as counter-espionage operatives. But somewhere, deep inside Boy Nobody, is somebody: the boy he once was, the boy who wants normal things (like a real home, his parents back), a boy who wants out. And he just might want those things badly enough to sabotage The Program’s next mission.

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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

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