cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(via dominospizzadelivery)


intextual:

beanleaf:

This is such a logical answer like of course that’s a fucking ostrich with him in the elevator Carly you sassy little shit. But who the hell knows what’s in that cup. A soda. Some juice, vodka, bleach. Spencer was wise af

^^

intextual:

beanleaf:

This is such a logical answer like of course that’s a fucking ostrich with him in the elevator Carly you sassy little shit. But who the hell knows what’s in that cup. A soda. Some juice, vodka, bleach. Spencer was wise af

^^

(via fairytale-fail)


sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

(via postulation)


sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(via teenage-waistland)


phobias:

mondays

(via postulation)


shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

(via dominospizzadelivery)


misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

(via florence-bobo)


bowiezowie:

My life

(via fairytale-fail)


johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

(via osricpakks)


fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

(via osricpakks)


forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via mcaubergine)


officialjeffgoldblum:

did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

image

(via postulation)


(via mcaubergine)


majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

(via florence-bobo)


me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*