don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(via teenage-waistland)
In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more than the size of your heart…drop him my darlings, as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
(via stephanie-gutierrez)
I am bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
(via fairytale-fail)
And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.
the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced
he was the father figure in her life because her dad was never around. Im crying
(via fairytale-fail)
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE GOTTEN YET
(via fairytale-fail)
(via fairytale-fail)
young leo is so fucking hot
Dem eyes thoughmmmm
that hair flip
CURRENT LEO IS HOT TOO
LEO IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL AND HOT OK
(via teenage-waistland)
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
(via teenage-waistland)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
(via teenage-waistland)
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(via chasinganchorss)
DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA*winks back*
most action i’ve had in months
(via chasinganchorss)
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
(via chasinganchorss)
(via chasinganchorss)
| me: | shut the fuck up |
|---|---|
| me: | don't fucking touch me |
| me: | I want someone to hug me |
| me: | food |
| me: | why didn't God bless me with a dick |
| me: | why the fuck are you breathing |
| me: | get the fuck out my way |
| me: | at least i'm not pregnant |
