queenmyr:

having your period cramp pain fade away is literally the happiest feeling ever, like you slowly start uncurling yourself from the fetal position, and feel like you can take over the world again 


dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via postulation)


awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via janeth22)


osricpakks:

deadedmau5:

FUCKING BROKE MY HEART. I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR HER TO NOT HAVE DIED

Uuuuuuuuuuggh it hurts why did that have to happen ;-;


(via postulation)



(via mcaubergine)


follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via parkerweirdo)


ash-muffins:

*plays sad violin*

(via theadventuretimefan)


paws-grandad:

trebled-negrita-princess:

assgod:

aisha tyler slays 

calm down white guilt.

Got that ass!

(via postulation)


teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via florence-bobo)



frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(via parkerweirdo)